One:
Tiger Woods is so rich
that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in
one.
Two:
What's
the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400
yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash,
but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife
doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger
Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood
and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a
driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive
300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the
closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his
contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water
before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who
can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
